February 2012
“She was illusive. She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of...”
– Jerry Spinelli (via rarararambles)
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plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
omfmgnfo
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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“If you take a copy of the Christian bible and leave it out in the wind and the...”
– Native American medicine person (via nirvikalpa)
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